Inscrutable Insults

October 19, 2008

Jeremy: Well, at least I don’t fancy elves and pixies.
Mark: What does that mean? I literally have no idea what that is supposed to mean.

-Peep Show

It’s hard to imagine what my life would be without the parties that I attend. My blog would be a much poorer place for it, that much is certain.

This is one of those self-indulgent posts, so I’ll keep it short. Just wanted to record, for posterity, an insult that I received last night, which I think was one of the better insults which has ever been directed at me.

Last night, I was accused of being one of those anarchists who “don’t tie their shoes.” What does that mean? Is it offensive? Whatever the case, I must say, I like the flavor of the accusation. Thus, it is with great pleasure that I hereby declare my unqualified opinion that all people opposed to government should stop tying their shoes.

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